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Allmax Isoflex Cookies and Cream 2 lb

Allmax Isoflex Cookies and Cream 2 lb

Regular price $75.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $75.00 CAD
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Redo this one, but kind of sell the idea of cookies and cream, where it's like, kind of make it be Ty having a little bit of a playful fun, where he's like, imagine yourself on a beach. It's just hot enough where you start sweating a little bit. Your toes are nestled in the sand. You just built a sandcastle, which you felt a little bit weird about because you're a little too old to build a sandcastle, but there was a kid there, and since it just looked like you were helping him, it was socially okay. And then you have an ice cream sandwich. But then you feel, and then you have 20. But then you feel like shit the next day because you feel like a bum who builds sandcastles like a little kid and is fat and feels bloated because he eats too many ice cream sandwiches. Well, have no fear. Now you got cookies and cream, Isoflex is here, type shit. Just be, it's like Ty having fun with it.

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Picture this.

You're lying on a beach. Your toes are buried in warm sand. The sun is just hot enough that you're starting to sweat a little. Life is good.

Then, for reasons you'll never fully understand, you build a sandcastle.

Halfway through, a little kid wanders over. Thankfully, it now looks like you're helping him build it instead of being a grown adult obsessing over architectural integrity on the beach.

Crisis averted.

Now someone hands you an ice cream sandwich.

Actually... make that twenty.

The problem is tomorrow you wake up feeling like you lost a fight with your own stomach.

Building Aura is about finding ways to satisfy your inner five-year-old without making your future self regret your life choices.

That's where Isoflex Cookies & Cream comes in.

You still get one of the cleanest whey isolates in the store, ridiculously low sugar, fat, carbs, and lactose, while getting the nostalgic flavour your brain has loved since childhood. It mixes unbelievably smoothly in a BlenderBottle, tastes incredible, and doesn't leave you chewing through gritty protein clumps wondering where your life went wrong.

If you're going to crave cookies and cream anyway, you might as well get 27 g of premium protein while you're at it.

That's a trade I'll happily make every day.

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